I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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