I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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