First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We left an ass print on the piano.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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