You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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