If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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