I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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