Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
The beers last night were like the tears from god
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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