did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
high people should be assigned attendants
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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