Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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