who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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