WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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