Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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