yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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