wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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