would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
