Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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