I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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