Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
