ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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