I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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