at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm at about main and main street
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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