Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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