i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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