fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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