so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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