But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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