you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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