Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
