when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
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Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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