she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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