how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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