me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
you never un-have a 4some
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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