Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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