If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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