i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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