I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
your like the ambassador to my penis.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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