So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
