Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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