Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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