Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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