I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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