I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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