How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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