You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
