don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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