I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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