Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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