Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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