How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I am spending my child support on dildos
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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