i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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