The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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